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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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