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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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