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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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