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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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