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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Worf eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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