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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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