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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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