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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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