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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Izzy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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