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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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