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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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