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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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