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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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