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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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