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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Lola eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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