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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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