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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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