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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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