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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️

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