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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Jemima
had their beloved pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕
canary 🦜
poodle 🐩
snake 🐍
rabbit 🐰
rock ⚫️
parrot 🦜
hamster 🐹
parakeet 🦜
guinea pig 🇬🇳
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