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Pet death

My step-auntie Jemima had their beloved pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜

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