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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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