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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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