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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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