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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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