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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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