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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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