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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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