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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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