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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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