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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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