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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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