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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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