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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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