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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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