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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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