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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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