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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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