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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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