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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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