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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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