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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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