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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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