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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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