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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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