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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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