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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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