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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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