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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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