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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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