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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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