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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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