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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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