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Pet death

My step-auntie Imogen had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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